The Adventures of Bob
Chapter 6:
The Return of Bob
Bob was dead... again. Like, I don't even know if he's going to start dying every other chapter. REALLY BOB, REALLY?! Anyways, after Bob died he got revived by getting a "Revive Shot" from a random stranger on the street. Wait, wait, a REVIVE SHOT!? Are you kidding me? Next he's going to be revived by dying. Anyways, now, he was convinced that the Federal Intelligence Agency is actually the Federal Illuminati Agency. So now he was going to break out the villain from Chapter 2 and make up a really good plan. Once Bob breaks the villain from chapter 2 out he is going to disguise himself, and the villain, as Illuminati. Then, he is going to walk to where project I.L.B.O.D is and destroy it. Bob first had to knock out the psychologist who is going to see the villains and wear his costume to go and see the villain he wanted to break out. Then, Bob opened the gate and told the villain to follow him. Afterwards, when no one was watching, he took off his psychologist clothes which were right on top of his superhero outfit. "Change of plans, follow me", said Bob to the villain. Then, while they were flying, Bob explained his amazing plan. The villain said," So, after this, should we have some coffee at BobBucks? Or the Bobby Bean?" "Nah, lets go to that new place that opened up called Coffee." "Ok, we'll go there." " Wait, what's your name? I mean, your alias." " Oh, my name is Super Squid, thanks for asking." After about 14 hours flying in circles, they finally reached the Federal Illuminati Agency and they initiated the plan. First, Super Squid blasted a tunnel all the way through until the center of the Illuminati base. Then, Super Squid wired a Tsar Bomba under the base. Wait, what, never mind what I was about to say. It was going to be me, the narrator, screaming, again. You know, soon this story will be about me complaining about how ridiculous this story is. Anyways, after the wiring he timed the bomb for 10 seconds and quickly flew over to the UK in 8 seconds flat. 2 seconds later, BOOM! Now, no more base. When they flew back the only thing that was there was project I.L.B.O.D, in fragments, just as planned. " Hey Super Bob, lets take the remnants and keep them so that the Illuminati don't rebuild that thing. " " Ok. " Then, Super Squid said, " Oh, lets drop off the parts off at my base. It's safer there. " " Ok. So, where is this base of yours." "Oh, just a few thousand miles away." " Ok. " Then, after 2 hours of straight flying they finally arrived at the base. " Wait, this is just an empty corn field. Where is it? " "Oh, you'll see, " said Super Squid Right as he stepped on a hidden pressure pad. Then, out of nowhere, a porter potty appeared with a strange-looking device. Then, Super Squid put his hand on the device and the device said," Fingerprint accepted." Then it opened and a giant, never ending hole appeared. " I know this may sound weird, but we have to go down this hole where the toilet was." " Ok, I guess," said Bob with uncertainty. " One, two, THREE!", they both said and jumped into the hole. Three minutes later, they are still falling but the hole got a lot thinner. " When will this end!? ", said Bob with fear. " Just fall for a few more minutes. " 20 minutes later, they finally see the bottom. You know, Bob was so scared of dying that he forgot to levitate to the very bottom and when he finally fell to the bottom, he landed face-first on the ground. " Ouch, that hurt," said Bob with little pain. " Ok, just down this hall, follow me," said Super Squid. Then at the very end of the hallway was a door, just a wooden white door with a window on it that had nothing at the other side of it. Then when he opened the door he saw a glass case. " Put project I.L.B.O.D here," said Super Squid. Bob then put the project there and the case went into the ground. " Now, it is safe. Now, we can go get some coffee at that place called Coffee. I heard they sell the best coffee. I heard the only ingredient is coffee. I also heard it is organic. " "Wow, really, I haven't went to an organic coffee shop in so long. I even counted. It's been 4 hours. " " Yeah, that would be nice, and they also have a dirt café nearby where the sell eatable dirt. It tastes delicious. Meet you there! " After Bob and Super Squid came to the café called Coffee, they sat down at the table with the 10,000,000 cups of coffee they bought for one another they sat down, tired and thirsty, since they have not drunk anything for 4 days, they quickly sipped all of the coffee in 3 seconds flat. After that since they have not eaten anything for 4 days, they went to the Dirt Café and ate 500 tons of cheddar flavored dirt. After that massive feast Super Squid said, " Today we accomplished something that will hopefully help bring peace to this world, and now we can assume that for now, we have accomplished a good deed for this world. So, now we may have a party at my place tonight, with only us, coffee, and eatable dirt, with ALL of the flavors, from Carolina Reaper flavor to poop flavored dirt! Bob, are you in? " "OH YEAH I'M IN, " said Bob with upmost excitement. But little did they know, they were being watched by a mysterious figure in the shadows whispering to himself, " They won't know what hit them, after all, I am very angry about what they did to my base, so now I will show them what they are dealing with. Now, they are asking for war. They will no longer have their coffee breaks OR their dirt breaks, but will fight until they starve to death. Now, they will suffer a fate worse than death, something I would like to call, killing fire with fire. Mwahahahahaha! Now, they will pay for what they have done, they will pay miserably. " Now, with Bob and Super Squid not knowing what is going to hit them, they will soon see what they got themselves into. Find out next time on The Adventures of Bob!
